Last Thursday the roomie and I ventured out to a local hangout for my girlie's 24th B-Day. (I am glad I am not the only one getting old...) Anyways, we sat down waiting for the girls to all arrive and had a few beers. The setting was good -- low lights, enough men in the room make it appeasing, and LOTS of karaoke singers.
Now, even after a few beers and even after being intoxicated, there is one moment that just stands out in my head.... the drunk and insanely dressed woman. Not just bad dressed, but hideous people -- Just plain wrong! I don't really care how drunk she was (I know, as she came singing away to the bathroom and continued to pee and sing -- she told me so.....), so she was really drunk, but plainly before she left her house she put on this hideous outfit....
Think Julia Roberts, but 150 pounds heavier and 2 foot shorter. Now picture the brown strapless babydoll shirt and jean skirt. Not too bad huh?, now add the nude bra that showed at least 3 inches all the way around the top of the brown babydoll top. Can you picture it yet -- a heavier, shorter Julia Roberts on CRACK with her boobs hanging OUT there (Not nice firm perky boobs either folks -- more like old and starting to sag kinda boobs -- the kind I don't need to see hang out there on a welcome platter...)!! Oh, Yeah!
Even after the very few beers that sent me to happy land, my fondest memory from the evening was the Julia Roberts look alike on CRACK!~ Even if she could kinda sing, the outfit trumped it all! Well, and maybe the awesome T-shirt the B-Day Girl was wearing -- "Boys like to play with Dinosaurs" with a sparkly dinosaur on the back...
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