The Ugly Baby on TV...

So, I am not really a baby person. I never have been and cringe when someone wants me to touch, smile at, or even hold them.... (Scares the shit out of me...Don't even ask, I won't do it!)

I have decided that this fear and dislike of the tiny things that puke, pee, and spit-up on you is just a "me" thing. My mother felt the same way and some how managed to survive me, But I was a PERFECT child. With my luck, I would have some red-headed devil child that would never sleep, never shut-up, and pee, puke, and spit-up on me constantly. They are not that precious and I have little to no interest in having any of my own! PERIOD!

Then there is the "Oh, he/she is so precious...." statement. Are you all on drugs? I have yet to see a pretty baby. Today on Telelvision on the news, nonetheless, there was the ugliest baby on TV. I couldn't believe that in this world of beauty, perfection, and glamour that they put something so unattractive on TV. Puppies and Kittens (once their eyes open) are cute.... All other mammals are cute when they are babies.... Human kids....NO!

I realize I am probably being a little cruel to those of you who actually have children, and I am not saying that your kids are ugly. I am sure when I was born I too was that ugly baby that everyone crooned over. I am just merely stating the fact that I have no interest in babies -- not me, no way!