Dear Almighty....

Dear Almighty,

Could I perhaps for one week out of every month at that time of the month be a man, please? I realize this is an awful thing to ask knowing you gave me this beautiful brain and body and skill set, but really is all this hormonal crap I must endure really worth it?

Love always,
T


10 Ways To Know If You Have PMS ...

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cell phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving call 1-800 ..."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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