Sunday Night, you know that night that comes when Saturday night is over and you should go to bed early in preparation for a Monday filled with school, work and meetings?
I tried, I really did.... after the Drunken Friday night and football filled Saturday and Sunday I was all set in my PJ's and ready for bed at a decent college girl hour for my busy monday, but it wasn't meant to be. The roommate came home hungry and created the sweet smell of Tilapia on the Foreman grill and she must have added some serious meth garnish (can't be crack, were in the south.... we only have meth labs here...and people smoke tobacco thinking its' pot, so it musta been meth!)because she was HIGHER THAN A FLIPPIN' KITE and I was her Bitch!
Knowing of my foot fetish, she waited for me to leave my bed/couch (it's a dorm room peeps!)so she could sprawl herself over it and present to me her croc laden toosies. Thinking stripper style I had those babies off real slick like and I got to play with FEET! Then I saw it, a teeny piece of skin flaking off from her ankle. Kinda like skin that is peeling from a sunburn, I peeled it off. Already feeling my fulfillment with feet and hoping to gross her out so she would remove herself from my comfy bed I ate it! There must be some nutritional value from skin -- melatonin maybe? It grossed her out, then sent us both off into "meth" land becuase there was no return from that humor. Giggles, randon phone calls, and mass hysteria followed. I had to make her boyfriend come over and tie her ass up because she was just way out of control.
Not to mention with the boyfriend there to distract her, I could go to bed .. way later than expected, and today is Monday and I am freaking exhaused!
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