"Just wanted to let you know that you have been second for a long time now..."
Oh My God PEOPLE! What is freakin' wrong with society anymore? We no longer talk to one another we just attempt to fight via text messaging (which I am pretty sure is the most worthless form of meaningful conversation ever!).
Hello all who know me...am I in a relationship? -- NO! How the hell can you be second if you weren't a number to begin with. Apparently while I was enjoying my new found freedom I magically entered a relationship only to be shit upon and downgraded to second -- LOL! I am sorry, but I just cannot help but giggle.
In an attempt to be "friends" with a person whom is altogether impossible to be "friends" with, this past week I apparently did something very "bad" from 500 miles away and was downgraded even further from "friends" to the evil victim of text message rage. Being deemed the "stupidest bitch alive" and an "immigrant loving whore", who should shove things up my "fat ass." Gotta tell you guys, the ladies at work and I had a hay day with these, but any imput from you all -- have at it!
Note to all girls and guys out there (I am sure there are guys out there too as victims of this text message rage) -- They may try to downgrade you, make you feel bad, and tug on every last heart string you have, but the minute they start to insult you or make you feel bad about being the amazing person you are -- it is time to kick their worthless ass out the door! No girl/guy deserves to take on any of this shit!
So from my soap box I leave you with this. I am sorry I am a worthless being whom walks this earth, but I love every one of you all to pieces, and as long as you don't mind being friends with the "stupidest bitch alive" I am pretty sure that we should go out for a drink and celebrate being born with estrogen - hey?
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