Major break through this weekend -- MAJOR!
Arriving to horse shows is always a grand parade. My mother, me, and my brothers girlfriend have formed a yellow brigade. We all pilot yellow horses in the showring and SHINE! There is nothing prettier that 3 blonde heads staring at you when you pull in to your venue. BEAUTIFUL!
This year, we have all worked really hard and have formed our own little blonde brigade. We even have t-shirts (pic to soon follow..) They are brown and have a truck with a jackagg outline in the bed if the truck. In black lettering it says "haulin.." We outlined the bucktoothed jackass in yellow paint and not is is a yellow horsey, just like ours. We also decided that this year is our fun and fabulous tour hereby called.. "Shits and Giggles Tour 2007!" This soon will be in print in the back of out fun and fabulous shirts. And now, back to my ROCKSTAR...
That super hot yellow pony on your screen to the left is a ROCKSTAR! Her little mind is almost all grown up and she kicked some major ASS this weekend. I, of course, am taking a little bit of credit for my piloting and execution skills, but my little blonde bitch is all grown up and we are ass-kickin' all summer!
We walked away this weekend with cash (lots of it' - Yay, I can finally pay some bills...), dignity, and we were taking names! Especially from all those hoity toighty bitches that have "professinal trainers!" Maybe it's the blonde highlights .. My red horse horse and I matched so well, maybe I just needed to connect with my horse on another level.
Furthermore, I must tell you all how amazing it felt to sit up, throw my chest out there, and look up with confidence and a shit-eating grin! My horse, the rockstar!
I guess I should also extend my apologies ... "Mom, I am so sorry I beat you and my ponies big sister this weekend. I will try not to be so happy about it next weekend when we do it again!"
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