Thursday, April 19, 2007

Maybe if they were endangered nuts..

What rednecks and I converse about.....

Me: What happened to your truck?
G: I hit a tree
Me: Damn Trees!
G: Yeah, fucker came outa nowhere
Me: You've been working on that darn truck for a while now
G: Yeah, trees don't have insurance
Me: You sure you can't make the tree pay for it
G: Yeah, it might give me a few nuts of something but they aren't worth too much
Me: Hmm...thats for sure
G: Maybe if they were endangered nuts, then I could sell em' for a lot.
Me: LOL, endangered nuts - if we find any of those I want half the profit!

The random humor of men, hilarious!

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