Dear...

Dear Big, Bright, Bold, and Incredibly Hot Sunshine,

I realize that I am a pasty person -- OK REALLY PASTY! But please spare me a little when I am outside. I love being filled by your rays of Vitamin D and your warmth, but the redness you leave tingling on my skin is almost unbearable. Please just share the Vitamin D and NOT your UV. I would appreciate it!

Love Me, The pasty RED human being here on earth.