Hey you? Honey? Doodlebug? -- Have you ever given thought to all the crazy things people say to get your attention and you respond? We were chit-chatting last night about the crazy things we respond to and will NOT respond to.
I respond to...
- My Name
- Hey You
- Bug "nickname" (wierd, don't ask)
- Sweetie
- Honey
- Any other affectionate name
- Um .... Miss..... (For anyone not knowing me at all...or forgetting my name)
- Any smilng face is welcome
- Tap on the shoulder
- Hand around my waist
- Tickle on my neck
Hmmm...I think I am getting a little off base here.... lets move on....
I will not respond to .....
- Snapping fingers
- Finger tapping
- Any profane word you might think is cute as a name for me
- A hand on my ass = face slap -- thanks though.
- Continually forgeting my name -- I have a pretty name -- remember it!
Overall, here is the main point. I will respond to any method you have of being friendly or considerate. If you try to act the ass --- you will get responded to as one or get no response at all.
Oh, and while we are at it -- acting cocky really doesn't get you laid. So please knock it off! There is a place for that, and it isn't in daily conversation -- I Promise!
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