The TP Buddy...

I survived my classes today. I survived work today. I survived my busiest day of the week today!

I didn't so all this surviving alone -- I had the aid of my new best friend. The best friend that slept with me all weekend. The friend that helped me survive the miserable weekend and survive the work weekend. The friend that continually told me to try and get some sleep and maybe some soup? It was also the friend that made my poor nosey raw and red. But none the less my toilet paper roll got through all weekend and today.

It may seem wierd that a TP role can become the sole comfort of a college girl. But a poor college girl and walmart hater -- TP was the softest thing available. It slept with me, snuggles in bed with me, became very intimate with my face, and was overall -- a comfort to me.

I won't deny, I got a lot of looks today as I tacked up my horse for class and my buddy TP came along. I have a pocket on the side of my saddle pad that housed TP for the duration of the class. Having the fabulous horse that I do, stopping for a moment for my nose to snuggle with TP was easy. I even got hit up several times to share TP with others -- No longer a virgin -- TP and I can compare our intimate expiriences together.

I will miss TP when the time comes, I hate to let him know there was another before him. (It's naked cardboard roll hit the trash 2 days before) I think I will spare him that grief. But one day -- I will no longer need TP and another will be there to sleep, snuggle, and get intimate with my face.

I won't deny that I am looking forward to that day too!