The Spa Thing...

So I was at work yesterday and I got to talking yesterday with one of my horsey work buddies about her day at the spa. The massage she received was apparently top notch and just about had her asleep (for a 1/2 hour massage -- CRIKEY!)

It got me to thinking about this girlie situation. I am not one--If you haven't figured it out yet. About the only really girlie thing I ever do is get my hair cut and while I am there I get me eyebrows waxed (Tweezers and I have huge issues!) I have never set down for a manicure, massage, or body waxing. Not even a pedicure -- which may be wierd (or wonderful) with my foot fetish. (maybe I should try that one first)

So today I got to thinking about all the girly stuff I may consider having done. I have been thinking strongly of this brazilian bikini wax thing. Other than the part where some woman gets real intimate with the "va-jay-jay" area, and maybe a little painful -- I bet it really is awesome. Maybe this summer I will attempt that. (I wonder who enjoys that job -- all I think of is ICK! Seeing all kinds of Va-Jay-Jay's everyday -- Guess it isn's as bad as a gyno but still! Now that is a dirty job!

Then I have been thinking about a massage. I have a friend who would kill for anyone to give her a butt massage. She loved that -- I tried it at home a long time ago as foreplay thing. It was nice -- I will admit. But I am not sure I am ready to let some stranger put their hands all over me (especially me backside -- and my thighs ( I never liked those...) Do you think I could go in and say -- I want a massage but you can only touch these places.....---they would probably think this chick is wierd.

Impracticality totally rules over the pedicure and manicure stuff. I live in the barn. I work hard with my hands. My fingers get dirty! Um -- what could I possibly do with that extra inch of hard stuff poking out from my fingers other than scratch someones eyes out? And where would I go that anyone would appreciate that stuff! I wear boots, tennis shoes, and no high heels or sandals! HELLO -- pedicure anyone?

Oh, and lets take it even another step -- how about a makeover? Um...lets think, I am lucky if I put on makeup more than 10 times a year! What good would that do?

I guess I look at it this way -- I don't have a need for this girlie stuff that you have to pay for. I can get all this great massaging stuff by keeping a man around -- or even a great gay friend! (Except for the bikini wax - it would be scary letting any man do that!) Wait a minute -- where is that man when you need him? Guess I am not too good with that either!

I will continue to be tight with my money when it comes to that girlie stuff.....
Hey -- I think my pony needs another massage session soon -- I will book it this week.

There is nothing wasted on getting the best for my horses....... OK -- I know, I am wierd! but it is OK! I am not a girlie-girl!