Lord Anyone??

Have you ever been to those dinners or banquets where a special person or the guest of honor says grace? Or ever heard a prayer that goes on and on?


Last night I attended an awards banquet where grace was said. I am not a very religious person, but the prayer was nice and everyone had a great meal and social time. However, before the end of every sentance and here and there inbetween -- the word "lord" popped up ALL the time.

Do you think if you say it a million times during the prayer that you will finally get the "lords" attention. I bet if you would have counted it ( I only thoguht of this halfway through the prayer or I would have....) there would have been 30 or so "L" words before the end of the 30 second long prayer.

Kinda Wierd Huh? I have decided that If I really need someones attention from now on I will repeat their name several times within my conversation. I am surely not going to forget their name! I have decided to test this theory personally---I can see it now -- job interview...

Well Jeff, I think I would be an excellent candidate for this job, Jeff, only because, Jeff, I know I am motivated, hard working, and Jeff, I am very flexible and dedicated. This job, Jeff, needs an employeee, Jeff, that is willing to be flexible, dedicated, and Jeff -- optimistic. Jeff, It would be awful, Jeff, if you hired someone who couldn't handle the stress, or even the work, Jeff. For these reasons, Jeff, I think I am your ultimate candidate, and Jeff, I really want this job. Do you, Jeff, Have any other questions for me, Jeff?

Can you visualize the prayer now?