Life's Little Annoyances....Part 1

Today I got to thinking about all the little things that drive me to near insanity....

1. I DON'T want to listen to you chew

2. Ring my room phone one more time -- I'll deck ya!

3. I took the time to say "hi" to you....at least acknowledge my existence please!

4. I am not responsible for your garbage, dishes, laundry, etc! Get a MOM!

5. The broom is not unisex operational...use it!

6. Turn the lights off if your not using them

7. Do not POKE me! I am not your fun doll!

8. Your boyfriend is not your commandable barbie!

9. Even worse....your boyfriend is not my "girlfriend" --stop trying to be!

10. Cigarrette Smoke....need I say more

11. People who don't flush

12. Cigars on a daily basis ... now really?

13. Dry Counties -- It's Wet! We should be able to drink it!

14. Is it really that hard to put the toilet seat down?

15. Brandname shoppers....is it really worth all the money for a sign on your chest?

16.MP3 Players -- lets get even more NON-Personal with each other.

17. Designer Pets -- Just saw Labradoodle, Labradane, Cockapoo....who spends money on that?

18. Wearing Heels with Jeans....Boots and Tennis Folks!

19. People who cannot leave their house without make-up on -- What happened to natural beauty?

20. Grocery carts with a funky wheel

21. BAD ENGLISH! Your American! Speak Like One!

22. Not replacing the toilet paper role ---now your asking for it!!

23. Realizing there is no toilet paper....not a happy camper!

24. Speed Bumps!

25. People who don't creep or attempt to turn into oncoming traffic. They would rather wait for the turn arrow!

26. Automated Phone Service -- I just want to talk to a REAL person please!

27. Promises -- knowing you won't keep them.

28. I am NOT a lesbian, please no touching without asking.

29. Animal Rights Activists -- All words - no smarts!

30. Vegetarians -- The ones that do it for the cows with "feelings."

31. People who forget to turn their brights off -- I hope I hit you one day!

32. Stepping in wet stuff with your socks on

33. Wearing your spurs when you are NOT going riding -- Boosting the EGO!

34. People that park way to close to you -- scratch and dent sale!!

35. People who always seem to be sick

36. Having to repeat myself -- over, and over, and over!

Hmmm..this is a start. I am sure there will be more later! Look for part 2 Later!