I'm Going to Hell....

Well..Not yet anyway, but today I about made my debut even closer.

Let me replay it really slowly -- I was driving to feed the mass of ponies at the barn. They are always happy to see me. The sounds they make cause me go giggle as their hunger can only be cured by ME! Love it!

Got in the car, let it warm up, the sun is shining -- BAM -- There are ROTC guys running -- and there is my car slowly running through the campus stop sign! Who runs at 7:00 AM -- Really?

I think their only savior was the reflective band they were wearing like a Miss America banner. Kinda makes you giggle -- comparing the ROTC guys to Miss America...

So, I got to thinking about this as I was stopped, kinda in their way, and not causing any injuries.... If I would have hit them is it like killing a soldier? Do I get a straight ticket to hell? What is ROTC? I think it is kinda like military training right?? I only decided that hell must be the destination because I am sure that god reserves a special spot for certain people (ie..soldiers, humanitarians, social work couselors, children, pets) and I am also pretty sure he has a special downward elevator for those that immediately deserve it (ie...lawyers, politicans, land developers, CEO's, and all who have seen a prison cell..).

So -- If I happened to hit one of these ROTC guys -- does that include me in the straight to hell kind of world. I surely hope not! I didn't realize they were there. Maybe their Miss America Banners need to make noise or shoot out beams of light -- then I would see them -- and really laugh!

And then back to the original thought -- WHO RUNS AT 7AM!! Go back to Bed!!