Thursday, February 8, 2007

"If the job ain't complete....please don't get off the seat!"

The quote of the day..."If the job ain't complete....please don't get off the seat!"

The other day I happened to utilize a facility restroom. As I was taking care of business within this new and very clean facility I took a brief moment to glance at the standard 8.5 x 11 sheet of printer paper on the door of my stall that stated something very similar to the following..."If the job ain't complete....please don't get off the seat!"

At first, I thought....Cool, it rhymes. LOL! I guess when your peeing the thought process must work funky!

Then I got to looking at it further...almost afraid to lift my pampered hindquarters from the stool itself, I sat and thought somemore. Why would one get off the seat if the job wasn't indeed complete? GROSS! Hmmm... I am sitting in a very clean, well maintained bathroom stall, utilized by teaching staff and college students....Hmm...the image of tiny kids playing with poop of course pops into my head. But, these are again -- adults and college kids....not to mention -- WOMENS restroom.

I know boys will do very strange things in a public restrooms, not too sure why. I am caught somewhere between sheer boredom and stupidity...

But why would such a sign grace this particular door.....?

To this day, I am still not quite sure. The question and my curiousity remain.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I love your blog. You have a great written voice, and a way of looking at the world that appeals to my sense of humor. :D I wish I could still show and ride. My reward for getting below 200 pounds is a riding lesson, but first I have to find an instructor around here! Finding an English riding instructor in the West tends to be a tricky thing.

Unknown said...

- That was Amryllis from the WW message boards, by the way. :)