The Abuse from My Panties....

Sounds strange, doesn't it...That an item that all women wear everyday could be abusive?

Today, as I was admiring my physique in my matching baby blue bra and panty set in my full length mirror I felt BEAUTIFUL! I couldn't decide if it was from my recent workouts that seemed to make my abs look better than I typically remember them, or my color coding skills, but I felt pretty! It was an amazing feeling to start my day off with.

All this got me to thinkning about my panties. I am not a typical young woman that pays a fortune from designers to have lace, beaded, silk, thong, bikini, g-string, or otherwise fancy underwear. I like what I like, and that is really all that matters. I mean, I have that special panty for that AMAZING evening out or for a FANTASTIC date (Not that those get out much......), but shouldn't one feel sexy in their panties everyday?

Anyways, back to admiring my womanly figure in the mirror and feeling beautiful.... I carried on throughout that day in fashion. I had a big smile on my face and endured my morning feeling just as hot on the outside as I was feeling on the inside. Then it happened....

This afternoon, after an amazing lunch with the girls, I came home to the roomie flipping channels. Having nothing to do, I managed to entice my gossip and talk show neglected mind a bit. No more than a few seconds later there was this dark fellow, a doctor they say, bringing women a cure for cellulite ...(which they continuallly called "cell-yoo-leete"). Maybe that is the way it is supposed to be pronounced but it drove me nuts!

Anyways, this fellow continued talking about his methods for curing cellulite and procedures and expenses when he hit one big YEHAA!

1. Skinny women get cellulite most often, not those of us, like myself, harboring a few extra pounds

I'm like ... yes! Those super skinny super models that all the boys pine over..... HELLO CELLULITE!! There is hope for all us "normal" women! Pardon my rejoicing.....

Then this unusal looking fellow hit a big --- No WAY! You must be kidding.....

2. The number one cause of "dimples" in ones skin is their precious panties!

I was shocked! They literally, were implying that the soft, sensual item that lies so close to my skin and makes me feel so womanly and sexy could cause "dimples!" I was mortified! I will never spend too much on panties ever again!! Ok, well that may not be true. Apparently, I can wear the boyshorts with lace around the legs instead of elastic, but honestly.....I have never felt PRETTY or SEXY in a pair of those..... And I will never spend money on something that intimate that I don't feel sexy in! And really --- how comfortable can those really be on a girl who lives in blue jeans?

So...following the good doctors ideas I have come to this conclusion...

Hello Commando! (OK -- not 24 hours commando...) Let's just say my bed and my pj pants are going to get a lot closer to me nowadays that they ever were before..... When the day is over, the panties can enjoy their night off...Well, unless those special panties are out on a romp for an amazing night out on the town!